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Don’t ask her to moan. Make her. – (via guy)
When I’m eating a Chipotle burrito for about 3 seconds then it was somehow all gone




TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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